She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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