He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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