I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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