she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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