Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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