did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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