talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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