you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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