How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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