At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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