It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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