Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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