i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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