Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
No subtext here. People are naked.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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