Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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