just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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