Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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