At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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