I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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