They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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