Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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