Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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