The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
