i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just want nice things and good sex
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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