I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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