Do vagina's smell?
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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