Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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