I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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