don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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