i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize