if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
