at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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