we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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