Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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