You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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