what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
