On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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