what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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