Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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