Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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