I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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