Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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