Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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