Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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