just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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