Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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