My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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