I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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