is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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