I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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