I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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