just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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