omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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