sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I wish you could order shots online.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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